- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Knock knock, COME IN!

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Women's Rights..

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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