What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

you gay?

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

A women left the kitchen.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...