- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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