- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

your mama's so fat... that's it

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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