- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

A fat guy!

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Justin with a hat.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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