"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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