- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Julian Ha.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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