1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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