Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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