- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Where's my tractor?

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

I enjoy Popcorn

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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