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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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