if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

penis

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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