Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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