- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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