- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Horse.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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