I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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