- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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