- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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