Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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