Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Women's professional sports

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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