- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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