Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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all the kids had fun

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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