have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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