See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

i hate non minorities!

What's better than a stick? A stone

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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