- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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