- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Sarah Palin.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

like this if you think what ever you want to..

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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