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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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