How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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