- Anti Joke

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife