- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

I just drank a cola.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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