What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Sex

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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