- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Caramel Boing.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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