Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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