- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Where's my tractor?

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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