- Anti Joke

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Small Penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

anti jokes are really funny

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak