- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Beka has AIDS

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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