- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Blacks

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What do you call an amazing person Good

pobody's nerfect

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Christ is a conspiracy

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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