- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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