- Anti Joke

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans