- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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