Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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