Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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123 f*ck off

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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