- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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