- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

I wrote a funny joke.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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