- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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