- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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