- Anti Joke

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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