What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

I'm Coming

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Seriosly. too much sex again?

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

A lot eh?

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Diarrhea

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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