- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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