- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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