what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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well now

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