- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Is your refrigerator running? No.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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