your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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