"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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