whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Bitch

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Rebecca Black

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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