- Anti Joke

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....