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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Your mom.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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