What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

white or wheat? wheat please.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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