- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

I'm going to Re-write History... History

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Your mom.

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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