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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

are you saying pam, or pan?

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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