- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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