- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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