What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

The chickens have become self-aware!

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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