- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

my wife out of the kitchen

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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