- Anti Joke

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers