What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Anti Joke

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