- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

Religion.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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